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Mental Logic 5 months 2 weeks ago #141709

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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive alcohol intake kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Mental Logic 5 months 2 weeks ago #141712

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Ah yes. You always "feel smarter"....until the next morning when the brain cell that were culled included the ones that make rational decisions, IE. when you wake up and have to ask the person next to you "who are you".
On the other hand a good bourbon whiskey will just flush out the fuzz between those cells.
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Mental Logic 5 months 2 weeks ago #141716

Using that theory, with the amount of liquor I deliver every week there should be a lot more genius's around that I am just not seeing. Or is it more like think how bad it would be without the liquor !!!
Bill

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