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Joke 2 years 9 months ago #107995

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A big burly Texan walks into a grocery store and says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy a half a head of lettuce". The clerk looks at him and says, "one moment, let me speak to my manager". He goes back to the manager and says, "There's a jerk out there that wants to buy a half a head of lettuce". As he turns around and sees the Texan there he adds, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half".

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Re:Joke 2 years 9 months ago #108002

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A guy walks into the doctor's office with a giant bullfrog on his head. The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?" and the frog replies, "I need you to cut this thing off my butt."

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Re:Joke 2 years 9 months ago #108019

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Re:Joke 2 years 9 months ago #108021

2 hunters stop at a sporting goods store. they ask the cashier where the best spot to go to get a bear. he tells them go up to the Y in the road and follow the sign. they drive a few miles and reach the Y. the sign reads BEAR LEFT. so they turned around and went home.
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Re:Joke 2 years 9 months ago #108052

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One more theory...
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Re:Joke 2 years 9 months ago #108054

redneck cooler....
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Finally a reasonable explanation of what happened to the dinosaurs
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Ron, someone should get that road sign and send it to John :laugh:

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